“If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.”
“We can’t all physically get together any more. ” – Buckminster Fuller
“At least half of us are below average”
“Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.”
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
– Groucho Marx
“ADHD is not a disorder – any more than being intelligent – it’s a benefit. Ritalin, therapy and experience allow us to cruise the slow lane when necessary so we don’t scare the normals.”
“Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.”
“You never, ever, really need more than four pennies.”
There are five things your should learn in every language:
- Thank you
- Another beer please
- Where’s the bathroom?
- How old is your daughter?