“At least half of us are below average”
“He keeps making the same mistake – it must be jazz”
There are five things your should learn in every language:
- Thank you
- Another beer please
- Where’s the bathroom?
- How old is your daughter?
“According to my calculations, humans are not mathematically accurate beings.”
“There’s really no such thing as ‘almost’.”
“No matter what you’re told or what you believe, the only lasting contribution you’ll ever make is as a calcium deposit.”
“Arrogance no longer gets the respect it deserves”
“The problem with engineers is that too often, they build their mistakes.”