“Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.”
“ADHD is not a disorder – any more than being intelligent – it’s a benefit. Ritalin, therapy and experience allow us to cruise the slow lane when necessary so we don’t scare the normals.”
“You never, ever, really need more than four pennies.”
“Denial is a valid coping mechanism.”
There are five things your should learn in every language:
- Thank you
- Another beer please
- Where’s the bathroom?
- How old is your daughter?
“There’s really no such thing as ‘almost’.”
“No matter what you’re told or what you believe, the only lasting contribution you’ll ever make is as a calcium deposit.”
“I thought I missed my lover, but what was missing was love. So I’ve decided to love myself.”
“Any perfectly designed and managed system has only one failure state: catastrophe”
“All mushrooms can be eaten, some only once…”